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July 31, 2006

Lost in (My)Space

Linda accused me this morning of being a bad blogger, because, once again, it's been five days since I dropped in and dazzled you all with my brilliance.

She probably has a point - y'all are kind enough and interested enough to visit my humble abode here on the Internets, and you keep finding me not at home. I shall try to do better.

However, I will mention that I've IM'd with Linda's daughter more often in the last three months than with the Mommy Herself. I may be a bad blogger, but Linda is an absentee buddy. (Shelley crosses eyes and sticks out tongue)

But! I have been reading blogs - and blogs, and blogs and blogs. And oh dear god, the blogs. As part of something I'm working on, I joined MySpace, or got my own "space", or whatever it is you do there. There's nothing in my "space", mind you, and I have no intention, at this point, of moving in.

However, it has been...interesting. And may I just say, to each and every one of the bloggers on my links list over there, as well as all of the "un-linked" (and yes, I will be fixing that list soon) that I read on a regular basis....

THANK YOU.

Thank you for knowing how to spell, for using more or less understandable grammar, for usually putting your commas in the right place.

Thank you for not believing the "F" word should appear three times in a six-word sentence. Thank you for not using colours and fonts and flashes and all sorts of other "because I can, I will!" doohickeys and gadgets and buttons and banners on your blogs.

Wandering through "space" I've found myself, frequently, wanting to gouge my own eyes out. It's like going clubbing after fifteen years of quiet Trivial Pursuit games in the dining room with the kids watching Dora in the family room.

It's like going to the mall on a Friday night. And those who know me, know I don't go to the mall on Friday nights.

I'm never going to make it in MySpace.

However.

I'm safely back in my own space now, right here at boring old suburban-feeling Generation Xhausted. Where updates may come by the hour, by the day or by the week, depending on how much Linda hassles me. (which, if you think about it - if she were around more, she could hassle me more, and then I'd be here more too and...see, it's all Linda's fault).

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Complete with proper sentences, paragraph breaks and punctuation. God bless punctuation!

July 26, 2006

It's official - all the good ideas are already taken

I'm already amazed at the guy that dances on the Internet, the gals at Threadbared, and that paper clip guy. And now this showed up in a CNN report tonight.

Sigh. Why I can't I be that brilliant?

July 25, 2006

Because someday, I'll want someone to do this for me

This is a nifty idea -and I plan to pick up a copy for the Oldest and I to share!

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From Lauren's blog:

Introducing....

THE REALITY CHICK BUZZ THE BOOK contest!

The PRIZES:

(1) Your choice of either an iPod Shuffle, OR a fifty dollar Amazon.com gift certificate
(2) An autographed copy of REALITY CHICK by Lauren Barnholdt
(3) A copy of the August issue of Teen People, which lists REALITY CHICK as a Can't-Miss Pick for August
(4) Free tuition to a session of Lauren's YA writing class

THE CONTEST:

STEP ONE: Simply repost this whole message (including the info about the contest) into any blog, message board, email list, myspace bulletin, or anywhere a lot of people will see it!

REALITY CHICK by Lauren Barnholdt is NOW IN STORES!

Going away to college means total independence and freedom. Unless of
course your freshman year is taped and televised for all the world to
watch. On uncensored cable.

Sweet and normal Ally Cavanaugh is one of five freshpeople shacking up
on In the House, a reality show filmed on her college campus. (As if
school isn't panic-inducing enough!) The cameras stalk her like
paparazzi, but they also capture the fun that is new friends, old
crushes, and learning to live on your own.

Sure, the camera adds ten pounds, but with the freshman fifteen a given anyway, who cares?
Ally's got bigger issues -- like how her long-distance bf can watch her
loopy late-night "episode" with a certain housemate...

Freshman year on film.
It's outrageous.
It's juicy.
And like all good reality TV, it's impossible to turn off.

IN STORES NOW!

Check out Lauren on the web at www.laurenbarnholdt.com or on her myspace at www.myspace.com/laurenbarnholdt

STEP TWO -- Email Lauren at lauren (at) laurenbarnholdt.com and let her know you've posted about the contest and the book, and you'll be entered to win the prize pack! The winner will be picked at random on September 1st. The more places you post, the more entries you get. Have fun and good luck!!!

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What are you waiting for? Go play! Go on....

July 24, 2006

Hey, Silver Creek Mom!

Could the owner of Silver Creek Musings drop me an email? I'd sure appreciate it.

Thanks.

July 20, 2006

I've still got it

There are times when I worry that I'm losing my ability to "write funny". Then I go back a week or so and read things like my previous entry called "Trading Spaces". You know, the one where we were going to empty a room, paint a room, move into the painted room, paint the newly empty second room and move stuff into IT? And do it all in five days?

Ha ha ha ha ha. That was SO funny. Because the painting? Is still happening. And while everyone is once again sleeping in their own beds, we've taken to having our dinner on the living room floor, picnic style, because the dining room table (and chairs, and floor, and piano) are covered with the stuff that still needs to be moved into the second room.

Ha ha ha ha ha. I crack myself up sometimes.

July 18, 2006

The one where Shelley finally goes right 'round the bend

Those who've read my book, and read all the way to the end, where my "About the Author" page is located, know that I've pretty much always wanted to be a writer. What I didn't include in that insightful passage was how, when I was 21 and finally getting my high school diploma, I took a Grade 13 English course and decided, briefly, that maybe I didn't want to be a writer after all.

We read a lot of writers that semester: it's where I first encountered The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. We read countless other short stories, poems, plays and novels too; Dickens, Atwood, Shakespeare of course, Poe, Coleridge. Hemingway, Fitzgerald. All the biggies. And I was struck by a realization.

Side note: Took me years to understand that I could experience these revelations and not necessarily act on them. That I could simply file away information for future use - that everything I learned didn't necessarily need to be applied to my life RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND.

Anyway.

What I realized was that all of the great writers through time had something in common. And that something was that they were all either addicts or crazy. Or both.

And, of course, I wanted to be neither. So, in typical two plus two equals five fashion, I put away my notebook.

I got over it, obviously. But I think that writers do harbour a certain unique way of viewing the world that could sometimes slide from amusing neurosis to looney tunes.

Take today, for instance.

There is an agent that I've been waiting to hear from. For a while. So I've had lots of time to occupy my mind with all sorts of "what if" scenarios. One of the productive things I've done is commit her area code to memory, so that if I, you know, missed a call, I'd see the area code on my Call Display and just KNOW that my life was about to get more interesting.

Now, I get calls from everywhere - I'm in the magazine business, after all, and all sorts of people are always calling me for something or other. Different phone number, but same phone, same Call Display. But I've never had a call from THAT area code.

Ever.

Never.

You know what's coming, don't you?

The area code (but not that particular phone number) showed up on my call display today.

And I missed the call.

And whoever called didn't leave a voice mail.

So, since about 3:30 today, I've been waging a mental (and I do mean mental) war with myself. What if this is it? What if this isn't it? What if this is some totally different it?

I toyed with the idea of calling the number and saying, "You called?" but I've long subscribed to the idea that that's not a good idea. Plus, if this isn't it, I don't want to be disappointed quite yet. If this IS it, I don't want to seem too needy. Or insane.

They'll call back, I'm sure. Meanwhile I've settled on what is the most rational solution possible (for me). I'm carrying the cordless phone with me everywhere I go, and shrieking at the teen to "Get off the phone, someone might be trying to call me!" Plus, I've decided to never leave the house again. Which is good, because I've still got painting to do. (Next week on Generation Xhausted - Household Projects Gone Haywire)

Sounds perfectly rational, doesn't it?

P.S. I really meant it in the post below about parents of blogging teens. Email me!

Do you have a blogging teen?

Are you...

Canadian?

The parent of a teen who blogs?

I'd love to dish with you about the good, the bad and the ugly for an article I'm working on. Drop me an email if you're interested! (oh, and I need to talk to a teen who blogs too - it doesn't even have to be YOUR teen!)

Thanks, and regularly scheduled blogging will resume soon.

July 11, 2006

Brushing up on the edges

I must have some sort of memory blanking-out thing that happens as regards to painting. Rooms, that is, not pictures. As regards painting pictures, my memory is very clear - I suck at it, can't stand it, so I don't do it.

But painting rooms - in the years that pass between these household projects, I tend to forget how much I dislike painting. Like so many other things in my life, I like the IDEA of painting. It's the execution that drives me over the edge.

Or rather, it's the edges that drive me over the edge.

I've spent the day painting the trim. I hate painting trim. Careful little brush strokes, finicky bits of corner, straight lines that need to be done with a steady hand. You have to THINK when you're painting trim. You have to pay attention. And painting off-white over top of white, it's hard to see your progress.

I hate paying attention. I hate things that move slowly, and trim? Requires you to move slowly. I like my progress to be immediately noticeable, the work I've done to shout "SEE? See how much I've accomplished?"

Like the actual painting of the walls. Five minutes with a roller, swoosh, swish, LOOK! I painted, right THERE! You can't miss it. You don't have to think a whole lot, and you don't have to be nearly as careful (especially when you know the hubby is going to come along later and tidy up where the wall meets the trim). You can just slap that paint up there, bing, bang, boom, instant progress. Instant gratification.

I write that way too. Bing, bang, boom, get the words on the page, worry about the tidying up later. Painting walls is like writing. Painting trim is like revising - slow, considered, careful. Dealing with the finicky bits.

I hate revising.

(though any agents or editors who might be dropping in will want to know that I am WILLING and HAPPY to work on the finicky bits, and will do a good job, pinky swear)

I think, lately, in my writing, I've been so caught up in making sure the edges look good that I forgot about the walls. Like the room I'm painting, I've been doing the trim first, saving the heady, slap-on-colour-with-wild-abandon part for later. Works for painting rooms - not so much for writing.

Guess I better hurry up and get this painting finished so I can fire up the laptop and get working on those walls. Bing, bang boom.

July 09, 2006

Trading Spaces

Once upon a time, this coming week was going to be the perfect mix of relaxation and "alone" time for the hubby and me. With two thirds of the children at camp for the week, Middle was going to decamp to Grandma's for a change of scenery.

I'm not sure where things went awry. However, somewhere along the line, Middle suggested, and I agreed, that she could instead spend the week trading bedrooms with us.

Let me give you a run-down of what this involves:

She empties her room.

We paint the empty room to our specifications.

We move the contents of our bedroom into that room.

She paints the new empty room to her specifications.

She moves into that room.

All of which is to be accomplished in the next five days, between baseball games.

We're currently in stage one: the emptying of her room. From here in my office, it sounds more like she's dropping bowling balls from a great height, but she insists she's only cleaning out the closet. Tomorrow we'll need to shop for paint for our new space, which will require COMPROMISE, also known as wailing and knashing of teeth while we debate which colour is EXACTLY the right shade of "cafe au lait-ish".

And, not content to isolate the madness, I'm also trading desks with the child, so somewhere in there I'll have to do some office cleaning.

Think good thoughts!

July 05, 2006

Because I can

Yep, two blogs in one evening - you lucky readers, you!

Linda has an interesting post and quasi-assignment up on her blog (nice of you to drop in from the wilderness Linda, we miss you). Apparently Linda is working on something for a course, and would like us all to get educated along with her.

I'm game. I think it's a great idea, not only, (but maybe especially?) for the writers among us. After all, aren't we all readers? Doesn't the mere fact that you're here, sitting in front of your own screen, allowing me to share my thoughts with you, mean that you have some attraction to the written word? It must - otherwise, you'd be playing Bejeweled. Instead, you're seeking out this blog, and maybe others, in order to read.

And if you blog, then there's something of a writer in you. Maybe you don't feel the same urge that I do, the need to affect someone with the words you write, the desire to make the sentences sing, the compulsion to make sense of life through the use of language - but you certainly harbour a wish to record the thoughts and events that shape your days. Why? Who knows. Even if you're blogging for you and you alone - and I've never really bought that argument, because if it was all for you, it'd be in a Word file that no one else would ever see - but even if, you still sense, on some level, the power of putting the prose on the page.

So.

This, as I understand it, is what Linda is asking:

think about how reading and writing play a role in your life and/or what memories you have of learning to read and write. The memories and experiences can come from any moment in your life. Then as you do this you try to find meaning that emerges from your study of your own significant literary experience.

As soon as I read this, I thought about Printing Practice in the first grade. I'm almost positive I already knew how to print - but this was back when penmanship and printing were required parts of the elementary curriculum. We had workbooks - those short, fat notebooks with a coloured cardstock cover, and lined pages inside. The lines on the page were alternating solid and dotted lines. Lowercase letters sat on the solid line, and only reached as high as the dotted line, except for the h's and l's and t's, that stretched all the way up to the next solid line. Uppercase - or capitals, as we were taught to call them - went from solid line to solid line.

For practice, we had to write a line of each letter, copying the one that had been carefully printed by Teacher. And I flunked J's.

You see, Teacher had hats on her capital J's, and I didn't. The hat was an extra step that I never remembered to take, and it just wasn't important to me. A J was a J, hat or no hat. But learning to print, and going to school was as much about learning to follow instructions as anything else, and so I remember having to do those stupid J's, with their stupid hats, again and again, until I delivered what was required.

Imagine - six years old, maybe five, and already I was thinking, though not consciously, "Ok. I'll write, but not necessarily by your rules."

The other thing I thought about when I read what Linda wrote was spelling. We've recently unearthed the Scrabble game in these parts - god, I love Scrabble! We brought the old board down from my mom's, counted out the letters, and decided that, in spite of the absence of an S, an O, an I, an N and a G, we could still play. (by the way, Kim's board is missing an M, A and P - what IS it with kids' ability to lose these things?)

After two games here, and one at Kim's, no one in my family wants to play with me anymore. I take my Scrabble seriously, and that makes me a bit unbearable. Hubby could no doubt give me a run for my money, but I get impatient and twitchy if he takes more than a minute to take his turn.

I heart spelling. If spelling were a boy, I would want to hold his hand, and kiss him, and cook his dinner, and maybe his breakfast too. I love to make sure words are spelled correctly, and love that when someone says, "Is this how you spell...." and I say "yes", they believe me.

And I think that's one of the reasons I love spelling. Because somewhere, once upon a time, I started to spell things and realized - I was GOOD at it. And that it was EASY for me to be good at it. And that it was something I could do BETTER than a lot of people.

Some people, they open their mouth, and music comes out, and you realize - they can SING. And other people can pick up a guitar, or sit down at a piano, and make MUSIC without even trying. Some people can touch a paintbrush to canvas and make ART. Or pick up a camera, and look through the viewfinder, and see a moment in time that no one else can see until the photograph is produced.

Other people know, instinctively, that this wallpaper will look good with those curtains, or that this piece of wood can be cut here, and shaved there, and voila, it's a canoe or something. Or that this wire should touch that wire and it will make this spark at exactly the right time and in the right way. Or that you shouldn't wear that shade of eyeshadow with that particular lipliner.

I can't do any of those things. But spelling -  working with and understanding and just KNOWING words - is the gift I was given. Everyone has something that makes them special. What happens when words and I get together, whether it's on paper, or on the screen, or on a Scrabble board - is my thing.

I'm not the best - not by a long shot. But knowing that there's something you're good at - and reminding yourself of it - goes a long way toward making you the person you turn out to be. I know it has for me.

**And no, this would NOT be a good time to point out any typos this post may contain

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