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January 31, 2005

It doesn't add up

Forgive the absence - I've spent the last several days doing Math, and that always tends to make me want to go lie down with a cloth on my forehead. Words, people! - words are my specialty! Not numbers.

So I've been adding the numbers of pancake breakfasts expected, and multiplying by the number of pancakes needed, and converting pounds in grams and millilitres into ounces (or maybe the other way around) I didn't get weepy until faced with the question of how many times can you scoop 250 ml of pancake mix out of a box that's measured in kilograms.

Then try to figure out how much syrup you'll need for rougly 1200 4-inch pancakes, calculate how many pats of margerine there might be in a 3kg flat, and divide by the total amount of apple juice a Kindergartener is likely to drink.

The only easy calculation is the one that involves the salary of the volunteers who dish it up: $0.00

So it's a busy week ahead, and by the end of it, I think I will be off pancakes for a good long time.

January 29, 2005

It usually lasts longer...

So, I've written The Scene. You know, THE Scene, the one that prim and proper red-faced little me was having trouble putting into words.

Apparently I am still having trouble, as the first draft of The Scene is only 700 or so words long. I'm thinking it should be longer, but maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.

Meanwhile, another scene has presented itself in my head, and I must add it to the plot IMMEDIATELY, because really, I can't believe I didn't think of it in the first place. Adding it is going to require some minor restruction, but it just may be key to the entire story. It's not got anything to do with IT, mind you, so worry not - I should have no trouble with this new part at all.

Writing is hard work...

January 26, 2005

It still doesn't cover the cost of the popcorn

Now you can see a movie in Ontario for less than a ten-spot. The fact that I did not realize the cost of a movie had climbed to almost 15 bucks just goes to show how often I get out.

My history with commercial cinema runs deep. For decades, two of my great aunts each managed one of the local drive ins. When it's an aunt, or a cousin, or even a grandparent working the box office, admission needs no calculating - they would smile, hand you your speaker, and wave you in.  At the concession stand, popcorn was the same price - FREE.

The drive-in itself is another post - suffice to say that there were many happy childhood summer nights spent watching movies.

My first job - like my mother and countless cousins before me - was working at the drive-in for a summer. The last summer before the screen went forever dark, actually, making the drive-in the first in a long line of businesses that closed down while I was employed at them. (god, that just occurred to me - there have been at least three instances of that in my life. Does that mean I'm jinxed? And here I thought it was Brian Mulroney's fault. Freakin' GST)

It was only one summer, but it gave me enough experience that I was able to get myself a job at the local movie theatre in Elliot Lake some years later. EL had one movie theatre, and although the Big Chains ruled by then, it was still an independent, with no competition. (the nearest other theatre was two hours away)

Which meant independent pricing. In 1988, you could go to "the show" cheap. Adults were four bucks, "youth" were three, and children were $2.  Popcorn was cheap - small was a buck. On Saturday afternoons, the under 12 set would arrive, clutching their five -dollar bills. Admission, small popcorn, small pop, a chocolate bar, and they still had a quarter left over to call home for a ride when the movie ended.

Movies ran Thursday to Wednesday, and Tuesday was "Poverty Night", the true two-fifty Tuesday.  I can name almost every movie that ran during the summer of 1988, as I saw them all in bits and pieces, night after night as I wandered the aisles with a flashlight, telling teens older than me to take their feet off the seats. Wednesdays were slow, and on that final night of a movie's run, I'd wander in an watch the whole thing start to finish.

And you could smoke in the balcony. Imagine!

It was an old-fashioned box office too, with a slot in the glass and everything, set off in the lobby, between the two sets of doors. The concession had no cash registers, only cash drawers. The boss figured that if you couldn't add in increments of fifty cents, and one and two dollars, then you weren't worth hiring. We balanced out at the end of the night by counting how many popcorn tubs were left and subtracting that number from how many we'd started with.

On Monday nights, we had to change the little sign that hung in the window with our admission prices on it. I'd argue with the boss - Tuesdays have been two-fifty every week for three years - why do we need to change the sign? And then change it after the Tuesday night show? It's a small town, and everyone knows what the prices are.

Coming back to the city was a shock - by that time, movies cost eight bucks, and between free admission and small town theatres, I was spoiled. Movies just weren't the same on a mega-screen (although the chairs are nicer) and I stopped going as much. Plus, I had babies, and, well, they tend to keep you home.

I see two or three movies "at the movies" a year now, and have never felt like I'm missing much. Maybe this price rollback will get me back into the theatre more often. Although I doubt it. Now, if they decreased the price of popcorn, and went back to using real butter...

January 24, 2005

Did I miss a memo?

For the second day in a row, I am getting a zillion hits from a six-month-old link over at David Janes' blog Ranting and Roaring. From when I hosted Carnival of the Canucks. Anyone know why this might be so?

Seriously. A zillion.

But welcome!

January 22, 2005

Forget the ark -maybe a dogsled?

My metric/Imperial conversion is poor at best, way off base at worst. But I'm fairly certain that the 4 to 8 cm of snow predicted by the local radio station yesterday does not equal the more than one FOOT of fluffy white stuff that fell overnight and on into the afternoon.

A FOOT. We southerners are not used to measuring our snow in feet. Today is strangely reminiscent of the legendary winter of 2000/2001 (or was it 99/2000?) - you remember, the one where it started to snow on November 15th and didn't stop until March? The one when, for the first time EVER, the local Walmart sold out of boots by December 1?

I went out, briefly, but did not drive. We have no bread, and I put the last drop of milk in my coffee this evening. I have no intention of going anywhere, so let's hope Dad has milk. Or that he's inclined to go to the corner store on my behalf.

Even though it's been confirmed that 30 CM OF SNOW actually fell, it's still hard to believe. You can see it in the faces of those who drive down the street - if they just act as if there is no snow at all, well, then, it WILL BE SO.

Rousing game of Euchre tonight with friends, wherein we celebrated the fact that the rooms at Disney are BOOKED. For sure. 254 days until we leave.

Days like this make me want to start packing NOW.

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Welcome to those of you who found your way here via Mara Gulens article, which has been picked up by the Sympatico lifestyle news section. Go Mara!

Yesterday, I got some news. Big news. HUGE news. Career boosting news. And after I called my mom and told her my news, I did what I always do when I get that kind of news.

I called Linda. And LInda wasn't home.

So I called Kim. And Kim wasn't home.

There's a pattern here. Kim and LInda are NEVER home when I have news. Never. Ever.

Kim the Second was eventually home though, and I told her.

I'm not going to say EXACTLY what the news is, because well, I'm superstitious, and so I'd ask that the few people I've told keep it under their hats for a while, because I don't like putting that kind of news on my blog until much further along in the process. But suffice it to say that this is a big opportunity for me, and I'm very excited about it. And I think it will mean good things.

And Kim and LInda will have to call me if they want to know what it is. And I promise that all will be revealed here, in time, so stay tuned.

I'm working through the weekend, because I have six days before the magazine goes to print, and that doesn't bother me, since about fifty gabillion feet of snow fell overnight, and there's really no going anywhere. Even to get bread and milk, which you're supposed to do before it snows.

Except I didn't. So I might have to. Unless I suddenly decided to start drinking my coffee black, in which case, we can do without the milk. They can eat cheese if they want calcium. And bread - well, there are no school lunches on weekends, so we can probably live without the bread too.

January 19, 2005

Chillin'

Sitting at this desk is like riding in the 1974 canary yellow Volkswagon Beetle my hubby once owned. No matter which direction the chair faces, the little heater under my desk burns the heck out of my right foot, and the rest of me gets all frosty.

Seriously -that car was unbelievable. My right foot would feel as though it were about to spontaneously combust, yet I'd be scraping ice off the windshield - on the INSIDE.

God I loved that car. Today's the first day in a million years that I've thought of it. It was a way cool car.

Not for driving. Not for me, anyway. That little Bug proved conclusively that driving a standard would not, nor would it ever be, a skill I could lay claim too. Oh, I tried. Really I did. After the third new clutch in as many months, hubby wouldn't let me try to drive it anymore.

It was in the shop as often as it was on the road, but the parts were CHEAP. One time, needing various repairs, he fixed it using only Canadian Tire money. (by that I mean that he bought the parts with Canadian Tire money, not that he, you know, fixed it WITH the Canadian Tire money)

I miss that car.

I started yoga tonight, and it was interesting. I breathe all wrong. It's going to take some getting used to. I'm sure there was a time in the past that I could bend at the waist and touch my toes, but I'm going to have to work back up to that, apparently. However, I'm feeling this strange combination of relaxed and invigorated, and I think it's going to be good for me. Of course, as soon as I got home, the little one wanted me to show her what I'd learned, but strangely enough, immediately after a ninety minute class, I couldn't remember a thing.

And now I get to go shopping for one of those nifty yoga mats. I just knew I'd be able to work shopping into this little venture somehow. I should chekc and see if there's one at my mom's house first....

January 17, 2005

Continuing education

The Tinkerbell on my desktop says there are 259 days until my vacation.

We've been having an issue lately that involves a child, or children, dropping the toothpaste cap down the sink. The little grate thing in the drain is about three inches below the drain opening, just out of the reach of a pair of tweezers. So the modus operandi for dealing with a dropped toothpaste cap is "DADDY! CAN YOU FIX THIS?"

Well, last week, I dropped the toothpaste cap down the drain. And I really had no idea what to do. Lacking any immediate solution, I responded accordingly - I fled the scene of the crime.

Later, wracked with guilt, I admitted that this time it had been MY fault, not one of the children's. And so my darling brilliant hubby told me how to solve the problem.

You have to go without running the water for a few hours, and give things a chance to dry out. Optimum retrieval time is about halfway between when the children leave for school and when they return. (We wash our hands in the kitchen sink) Then you have to chew a piece of gum, and attach the chewed gum to the end of a drinking straw, and then voila! Your own toothpaste cap retrieval device.

Personally, I think it's the perfect excuse to start buying the more expensive toothpaste, the kind where the cap is attached to the tube.

Eighty pages into the first edit, and I haven't thrown in the towel yet!

January 16, 2005

Good god, I'm a writer

I am now 40 pages into the edit, seven chapters, and it STILL doesn't suck.

Oh, I know the sucky part is coming. I clearly remember pages of words that were just fill, words for the sake of word count, so it's going to get worse, and more difficult. But I'm finding the same excitement during editing these early parts that I had while writing them- it's working, it sounds good, it's a real STORY.

And that scares the heck out of me.

Oh, it's not the good writing that scares me. And the thought of being a novelist doesn't terrify me.  I can handle the thought of editing, finishing, finding an agent, signing with a publisher. (and yes, I know it will be HARD, no matter how good the book ends up being) The challenge - even the ultimate success - doesn't scare me.

Nope, that's not what scares me.

Want to know what scares me?

Somewhere, pages from now, there are parts I didn't write. Yep, I cheated. Kind of. See, there were parts I COULDN'T write, so I wrote sketchy descriptions of what those parts would be, and yes, I counted it for word count, so sue me. But those parts were my BRICK WALL, my major STUMBLING block, and if I hadn't breezed past them, I never would have written the end.

And I will have to write those parts.

And those parts involve s*e*x.

What? You couldn't hear me?

S*E*X.

Yep, that's right. I cannot write a S*E*X scene, however tasteful and innocuous the scene might be. Oh, there's not a lot of IT. My characters aren't going at it like rabbits or anything. But still...and here's the problem.

My mother will read this book. because my mother reads everything I write, including this blog, so now she knows that I am writing a book that has THAT in it, and so I might as well just die of embarassment right this minute. Because even though I'm 33 years old and have three children of my own, there is just something about your mother knowing you're writing a book that has THAT in it that is too much to bear.

Mom, I may not be able to look you in the eye for a few days, 'kay?

Also, my KIDS will some day read this book. And if there's anything worse than your mother knowing you write things like THAT, it's got to be your KIDS knowing you write things like that.

And that is the thought process that creeps in and creates this HUGE block whenever I try to write.

So now my mother knows, and after computer class tomorrow, my daughter will know, and they can consider themselves warned, and I may just have to go on vacation for a while to calm my nerves.

But so far, the editing is going well.

January 14, 2005

It has begun

As of tonight, I have begun editing my Nano novel. I opened the file for the first time since November 30, and wasn't horrified by what I read. I worked on the first two pages, and though there are many miles to be trod, I have started the process. Onward!

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